i grew up watching cow & chicken, two stupid dogs and ren and stimpy. people wonder why i’m sometimes so vulgar. pork butts will always be apart of me
Pork butts ‘n taters will forever be a part of us all.
*seductively slides a backpack over your head and pulls you into a back room*
17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?”
27 years old and I still think there should be a ‘Doc’ at the end of that.
It’s a good thing boys like you are meant to be (ob)seen and not heard.
I have yet to encounter a potentially dangerous problem that can’t be diffused by smashing through a wall.
Ancient Chinese Proverb
You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
- The Matrix (1999)
And if you mix the red and blue pills with a bit of salt, a lime, and a bottle of tequila you’ll be in for a night of fun you’ll never forget nor remember.
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I’d sell my soul for a peanut butter & nutella sandwich right now…