Skipping school isn’t a crime, it’s an infraction. They’re totally different.
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Is english the international language of tumblr or is there a section of tumblr we don’t know about which passionately blogs in russian or something
Я не знаю, о чем ты. Мы слишком заняты подготовкой к ядерной войне с Америкой для рассмотрения таких мелочей.
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
Humans have an on/off switch? Why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?
I’ve spent all this time murdering people when I could’ve just turned them off. Do you have any idea what a time saver this would’ve been?
why all these fucking dipshits wearing shorts in 20 degree weather
bitches, we have it.