Aug 28

aqualake:

i grew up watching cow & chicken, two stupid dogs and ren and stimpy. people wonder why i’m sometimes so vulgar. pork butts will always be apart of me

Pork butts ‘n taters will forever be a part of us all.

*seductively slides a backpack over your head and pulls you into a back room*

*seductively slides a backpack over your head and pulls you into a back room*

Aug 26

hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

27 years old and I still think there should be a ‘Doc’ at the end of that.

Aug 25

Aug 22

It’s a good thing boys like you are meant to be (ob)seen and not heard.

It’s a good thing boys like you are meant to be (ob)seen and not heard.

Aug 21

I have yet to encounter a potentially dangerous problem that can’t be diffused by smashing through a wall.

Ancient Chinese Proverb

Aug 20

saviorownsoul:

You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
- The Matrix (1999)

And if you mix the red and blue pills with a bit of salt, a lime, and a bottle of tequila you’ll be in for a night of fun you’ll never forget nor remember.

saviorownsoul:

You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

- The Matrix (1999)

And if you mix the red and blue pills with a bit of salt, a lime, and a bottle of tequila you’ll be in for a night of fun you’ll never forget nor remember.

Aug 8

tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My boyfriend(s).

Aug 3

Jul 20

I’d sell my soul for a peanut butter & nutella sandwich right now…

One Wing Angel

One Wing Angel

Awesome at Life,
Horrible at Spelling,
Still Emo on the Inside...
And Dancing Wildly To ABBA with ikkle Ole' Azy-Cat.