I’d sell my soul for a peanut butter & nutella sandwich right now…
fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips
whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…
And lo, on the 25th of Decembris, 800 AD Charlemagne founded The Holy Roman Empire.
Eri in his natural habitat, seductively eating onion rings.
Congratulations to my German friends about winning the World Cup! People don’t know this about me but I’m a huge sports fan and I thought it was really exciting when Germany scored that um…touchdown thingy at the end.
i wonder what thomas sangster will look like when he’s 50
He will look like he does now. Like a late teenager. HE DOES NOT AGE
That’d be due to the slowly decrepifying painting kept in the attic in his London home.
I’m getting too much traction on this zebra!
lick my asshole by the beach and call it pacific rim
The other 6 seas are slightly jealous, but especially the Arctic.
*dashes out the door like a shoujo manga cliché*
I want to make straight boys question their sexuality
Pretty much a daily occurrence.
A question for the ages:
How many drinks till Tom Cruise is acceptable in a movie?
And we majestic motherfuckers aim to find out. For science!!!11oneone!!1
In the beginning god (the bartender) did create the lava flow and the mai tai. He saw that what he had made was both colourful and tasty.
And lo, behold, it was very good.
We ran short on time due to a desire to not miss what would quite possibly be the best (and possibly only watchable) part of the movie:
We do not have enough alcohol in our collective persons for this shit.
But wait you ask, what if they replaced all the parts where Cruise wasn’t getting killed in increasingly derpy ways with a 90 minute montage of more scientologist related deaths?
That we’d actually stay to see.
In conclusion to our initial pondering internet, regarding the amount of alcohol one must consume to watch this man’s films, the answer is there is not enough.
There will never be enough…