Apr 23

I am become goat, destroyer of worlds.

*heatbutts*

Apr 22

highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

*raises his hand*
Can I get head during the game?

Apr 21

Boyfriend #2: Fucking windows…

Boyfriend #11: You really shouldn’t do that you’ll get an STD.

Apr 20

When forced to participate in religious holidays, I drink.

When forced to participate in familial holidays, I drink.

Today is both.

On a scale of 1 to the denizens of Russia in the winter, guess how drunk I currently am?

thepredatorblog:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT 

Evolution.

thepredatorblog:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT 

Evolution.

Apr 19

Boyfriend: Would you like to-

Me: Spend my life attached to an insensitive and inconsiderate prick?
Me: Don’t mind if I do, you terribly entitled bastard, you.

Apr 18

The best part of being a sociopath: The complete lack of remorse.

The worst part of being a sociopath: Never knowing if it’s appropriate to tell that joke at a wedding and/or funeral.

Apr 11

Skipping school isn’t a crime, it’s an infraction. They’re totally different.

Marcus Yallow

Apr 7

Do office workers really spend (8 - their intelligence bonus) hours sitting in swivel chairs and talking about the weather?

Apr 6

Eri, lord of the rock, conquerer of all things granite sits snarkily upon his uncomfortable throne.

Eri, lord of the rock, conquerer of all things granite sits snarkily upon his uncomfortable throne.

One Wing Angel

One Wing Angel

Awesome at Life,
Horrible at Spelling,
Still Emo on the Inside...
And Dancing Wildly To ABBA with ikkle Ole' Azy-Cat.