straight people are like “can we all just be nice to each other” and queer people are like “please stop murdering us”
Because every single straight person desires to harm every single queer person.
straight people are like “but what about my feelings??” and queer people are like “please stop murdering us”
When’s the last time someone was murdered/beaten for being straight?
So basically you’re a gaymer who plays an absurd amount of call of duty.
“Oh my god, that is not how you eat a KitKat!!”- The Cocaine Infused Lacto-ovo Vegan Currently Regretting Her Life Choices
I have offered her gelato and she has accepted.
Does this make me a terrible person, what with me attempting to de-veganize her and all?
Fuck the Oscars.
So I’m at this show, and I’m one of only two people in his venue wearing some form of colour instead of some combination of either black or grey.
The other guy looked lonely sort of pacing about all on his lonesome between sets so I struck up a conversation.
As it turns out he’s a pretty cool guy.
We are now Plaidbros.
Oh my god, that is not how you eat a KitKat!!
If interested, inquire within.
- Obtain Gjallerhorn (and Heimdallr)? ✓
- War Hammer? ✓
- Horned Helm? ✓
- Small(ish) Shield? ✓
- Big Bulging Thews? ✓
- Appropriate a scarily skilled shield maiden to aid in thine ass kicking? ✓
- Enough mead to fill Odin’s hall? ✓
Congratulations! You are now ready to kick ass for Asgard.
May the blood of thine enemies slide easily along thy war hammer on thy glorious journey to Valhalla.
Have a happy Ragnarok!
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
But having both me and alcohol on hand certainly simplifies things doesn’t it?